Showing posts with label Iznibz Wazir.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Iznibz Wazir.. Show all posts

Friday, 8 June 2012

Hello Max, I'm glad you got this far...

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The damp corner (above), marsh valerian, foxgloves, golden osier, the most prominent in the photo. Dog rose, Eglantine they call it here (below), now in flower, overlooks the tomato plants. Clumps of pansies shade the ground , useful cover conserves moisture.

Sunday, 3 June 2012

The sun illuminates the emerging fireplace...

Grateful for more stone. Anne-So delivered a pile or two with the help of Emile's tractor. Lorry loads of mixed rubble and soil are being dumped in the site of a now redundant silage clamp. We will salvage as much useful stone as we can. I have been nailed to the keyboard for a week or so , it has laid waste to my good working man. This session will be the last of it for a while. The hard stuff will revive me.
Manu'll work. Om sweet Om.

Thursday, 3 May 2012

A short lived moment of grace... Playing for the craic...

There were few people promenading the city streets , First of May is a public holiday.
Those folk who only have a photo of the moment may be forgiven for thinking it is a picture of some crack head having a quiet pipe. Disabuse your mind, I don't fit into any of the commonly nurtured stereotype categories. Nice clean venue. No rubbish, no dogshit. Beautiful flute acoustics. The air was not contaminated by petrol fumes. The short lived epic blast from my little basuri would have benefited from a little more sensitive liberal tolerance. I wish that I had found it earlier, I may not have seemed so grumpy. Sad to say it was short lived as pleasures go the fires of creation once more pissed on from a great height."C'mon, we're going", That was the end of that.
Moroniz muzic another time.

Thursday, 26 April 2012

The journeyman's pen...


With tales that may not yet be told until the noble cause is won,whilst juggernauts leave deserts in their wake. The pen describes a word unsoiled by mortal tongue. The hoe, now guides us on the path that we must take.
A tick, a sign confirming all correct.It steers a course away from certain doom,the price of Man's neglect. A key, a note. transcending symphony, aspires to sainted harmony and opens gates to our true destiny.

Saturday, 21 April 2012

To St. Malo Ferry Terminal Port Police...

We arrived early, some fifteen minutes or so before our expected visitor was due to disembark. Preoccupied, excited in anticipation. Not on the look out for entertainment,I couldn't help but notice a tired looking young couple fumbling with each others buttons. Both parties being oblivious of anything but each other without consideration of the effect their display may have on the sensibilities of others. We were in a public place. The witnessed action was not what I regarded as discrete .
I made a comment , "I hope they don't start breeding." Within earshot of the couple, at which the young woman volunteered to ask me how I dared to say such a thing. Given that the subject matter of our mutual interest had been diverted to something more acceptable in a public forum I was happy to discuss how I, anyone in fact ought to be able to dare to speak without inhibition. The couple lost interest in the conversation ? their behaviour modified , perhaps their spirits somewhat dampened. I was content to pace around a while longer,unaware of the consequences my brief encounter may have had. My choice of words may have been more acceptable if I had suggested they got a room.
Without warning I found myself surrounded by five police persons one woman and four men. The sergeant of the group seemed a little agitated. He asked for I.D. I complied as politely as one may , in looking for my passport I exposed a flute which I habitually carry in my inside pocket. The sergeant asked me what it was. I told him , little satisfied he told me to take it out "Slowly". I took out the instrument explaining once more that it was a flute and proceeded to play a short bar of music , a mere three second burst of not unpleasant sound. The sergeant seemed incensed that I should play. I wasn't aware that there was any reason to be agressive or too serious.
The policeman engaged with Anne-Sophie making an issue of the fact that I am English. Intimating that I could be sent back to Britain. Anne-Sophie an articulate woman informed the sergeant that I was her husband and a permanent resident of France. That I was acting within my constitutional rights. Taking issue with the sergeant assuming wrongly that I had commited any offence at all. whether I was native to France or a foreign national I was acting within my rights. No right at all for the police sergeant , a man of some North African lineage,if I am not mistakened to suggest , imply at least that I would be sent back to the place from whence I came. In retrospect I hope the irony doesn't escape him. A hollow threat with no right in law to implement. The sergeant made a big play of not wanting to be delayed from going home to his family, as though my action was causing him the inconvenience. We asked all the police present what was the nature of the complaint and who if anyone had made it.
None of the officers knew what complaint had been and were unable even if they wanted to identify. Prepared to deport me against my rights as a citizen and against interntional law without legitimate cause to a country which for several years has not been my home, without charge and without trial??? The sergeant was making himself and his colleagues look foolish. The sergeant complained to Anne-Sophie that I had played my flute,(the three second burst) and that HE was a policeman. He did need to be told twice after request what the object was.
All but sergeant appeared to want a swift end to a minor but growing embarrasment. He then asked who was I waiting for, I told him, "My son."
Sergeant of port police then asked me if he was English. Not seeing the point , I volunteered that he is. "Good then we can send him back instead".
One wonders what problems the sergeant hoped to solve by his provocative posturing. I indicated to the policeman That for all his officious , none productive and ill conceived bluster it was I who was being tolerant. His colleagues were nearer by their manner to having views more closely in accord with mine. A point worthy of note is that in my passport there is no address. The only verification was Anne-Sophies verbal confirmation that I was telling the truth. She was not asked for identification. How could they know that she wasn't lying. There was no objective investigation of any complaint, neither civil nor criminal. The younger policemen behaved well enough, standing "at ease" in a state of readiness but still sociably responsive and rightfully non partisan. My passport was taken away by the policewoman to be photocopied and presumably for security checks to be made. The sergeant then made the "offer", that we should be taken into a backroom. and for formal charges to be drawn up. Still no indication of what if any offence had given cause for complaint. We declined the"offer" to be interviewed in private, prefering to have all procedure publicly transparent. We had up to this point been co-operative and civil. I did comment on the Sergeants grossly uneconomic use of resources was not justified by effective result. Five police personnel deployed without cause. overmanning to say the least , but a distraction from observing any real potential security risk. The sergeant was insistant that matters should be taken further (What matters?) blessed we were that the plain clothes policeman had the initiative to calm the sergeant and insisted that due proceedures had been followed ,no legitimate reason to escalate the incident. The police sergeant lends the lie that he wanted to get home early to his family. A spot security check in the full public view of the open lounge was acceptable, further action unwarranted , had we been coerced further, to the backroom, the police action would be considered an unlawful detention.
The police sergeant appeared to be motivated by personal prejudice alone. He presents the the port with an unacceptable risk. His attitudes were observed to be overtly xenophobic. the sergeant was attempting to incite acts against the Public Order, by insiduously implied threats citing immediate deportation and / or my visitor may be harassed, beyond the lawful authourity of his office. Given the passive circumstance the presence of five police officers may be considered a bullying threat. Grateful I am for my own objective self control. Grateful too for the presence of Madame Godden to bear witness. An international ferry terminal is hardly the best placement for a person of the sergeant's irrational xenophobic disposition. There are over 50 thousand families resident in northern France with legitimate interests on both sides of the channel, European citizens. Why should ones nationality be considered grounds for suspicion or targeted persecution. Would the sergeant consider it to be just if on the grounds of his own cultural origin to be subject to the same unmandated treatment. If the boot were on the other foot,sergeant, how comfortably would you stand?
A review is in order, an audit if you will, of the aproprietness of,and the effectiveness of police security procedures. Views implicitly expressed by the sergeant need to be addressed as an issue of some international concern. Not in the public interest to ignore. The integrity of the other officers is put at risk, the hard won good will enjoyed by the Police force is compromised.
Whilst hoping that a response would be civilly volunteered by the police sergeant, publicly or privately however as he may, I have no wish to go further with formal complaint. My open communication is by way of feedback, that some practical intelligence be gleaned that would in some way justify the otherwise extreme waste of public resources. I.Wazir.

Friday, 13 April 2012

That Teresa May...

And God help you all if she does... Human Rights for all not just her gombeen team.

Friday, 6 April 2012

They 'aven't got an 'ope in 'ell...

Knife crime or fear of it has provoked a stern reaction.By the time a person gets one of their own here in France most kids have learned of what a lot else a body may do with a knife besides stabbing others.They never banned bovver boots, sez it all. Someone somewhere in the blighted Isle must surely have heard of lawful excuse.
My interest in woodwork started with an opinel knife. Useful in my garden, the kitchen, on picnics a multitude of other practical uses. Inexpensive working kit a boon in any tool bag.
Twice now I have visited U.K. they allowed me through without search. On the way out they confiscated my Opinel. "It is a crime to carry a knife". How on earth does one get them to the kitchen. Dumbed down Britain seems oblivious of the syntax glitch. Euro star then forced me under duress to sign a piece of paper which states that I waive all rights of property. I asked for a receipt, with a view to having my property sent on to France, I was then told to just sign the waiver or the police would be called. I would then not be able to use my ticket home. When checking through airport customs and immigration in the past my "sharps" were always handed in and wrapped with a security sticker. Always returned on reaching my destination. A knife is primarily a tool, not a weapon. Banning the carrying of knives will not reduce the amount of violent crime in Britain. I have been hospitalised on six occassions in U.K. in unprovoked attack against my rights and my person by bad policing. They weren't carrying knives and I was self disciplined enough to not retaliate in kind.
They laughed when I was in hospital with half my body paralysed from attack by a group of youths armed with an iron lantern hook picked off the road works in London. The police told me they would have done the job properly. Ah the good old days.
I have an opinel once more, serves me well it does. That is more than I may say of the semi literate "jobswoths" that attempt to maintain peace and public order in the land.
Happen someone will introduce kids to alternate uses for knives, like peeling potatoes for the family meal. Armthorpe has 38 takeaways, I still haven't got over it.
Mind you don't slip and cut yourself on the aluminium foil.
I live next door to a n artisan blacksmith. He makes his living making knives.I bet you are all scared now. Best you stay inside the quarantine moat until the media driven viral paranoia has been cured . It is a mental illness. Irrational fear. Get well soon.

Ordinary nooz from the Izdom of Iz...

A sprig of bergamot brightens up the door step. A form of citrus.Spiky plant reminiscent of the crown of thorns. the scent of the flowers and the little oranges is divine We will try to grow some of this from cuttings later in the year. All's well in iz garden.
How's yours?

Sunday, 11 March 2012

Open letters revisited, accounting for past action...

Over the next few weeks I will be republishing a series of four letters to Dianne Godden.
I don't anticipate the effect they will have, there is however a great need.
My apologies for the ugliness. Some folk will enjoy I don't doubt, it is an intriguing mess for sure. My English is the genuine article, avoiding the Amerikon mutation. It is a subject that wont be learned from dumbed down "bad ass" movies. Work out for yourselves what they are about. There will be approximately one letter per week, interspersed with postings of a more joyous quality.

Monday, 12 September 2011

Perfect peaches...

Our first harvest. The small tree,grown from a stone four years ago. Last year it bore us one tiny sample. A tantalising taster. This year it produce two hundred intoxicating sweet delicious fruit. What they cost? Virtually nothing. We pay one Euro tax per year for the land. I don't begrudge it.
We salvaged a few windfalls after a gale the other day. The small bowl of gleanings amounted to more peaches than I had ever managed to afford in the U.K. We will bottle some in syrop and likely make a few jars of conserve. We will eat our fill of fresh. We are happy to give away the excess to our needs. There is more to come, two whole trees full that have not reached the peak of their perfection. The promised anti cyclone will ripen them off. You wont find the bouquet or the flavour by rooting around in the skips, our kid. Home's the place we keep the blessing of our austere abundance.Be there or be square. Wish you were here.

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

Shifted Shome Shims o'Schist today...

Making light of the hard stuff...




Ouch!!! Maybe nearer to four hundreweight. Lord knows.Only about 15 to 20 feet was far enough for one session. I did well not to need incontinence pads. Came close.(too much coffee). Not sure where it's going yet, all I know is it isn't going where it's been.
Anne-Sophie has been mulching ground with linen stalks.It doesn't blow away. Straw can be a wasted effort. It has started well this year.good promise for the coming season. Feels like spring at last.I hope yours is shining.

Piece o' Cake, Really Thick...

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Awaiting orders...

No levers no wheels just the application of a bit of neolithic Rock and Roll...

The heavy stone I introduced you to at the top of the garden the pink one, couldn't wait any longer for your return. It missed you. One side is now green with a thin layer of seed moss. just a haze of colour nothing much close to looking like a plant. It has decided to move on without you. If it can't find a permanent home at the top Then it will have to chance what ever "perfect placement" that may arise on it's journey back down.
I know it will put me through hell trying to find the ideal position. I am sure you can empathise with it.
At present it is standing to attention waiting for orders. It wont have to wait too much longer.I for sure wont be abandoning it. If I do that the blessed thing would spend all eternity being cursed and abused by every creature whose path it obstructed.The basic laws of applied physics ,mechanics and such like serve better here than all the rhubarb grown under the rarified lamps of quantum theory. Hybrid science hits the wall too many times to be of any earthly good to me..

Tuesday, 8 February 2011

The gift of Topinambour...

Jean Gerard and I have exchanged less than a couple of dozen words over the last three years.His gift of Jerusalem artichokes says much and means more to me than trivial blah blah in any language. Thanks neighbour.

Wednesday, 31 March 2010

A tidy pile...

Wednesday, 17 February 2010

Another good bit done...

I still have one large bed to turn over. Tomorrow's little chore. Then I will rake the earth smooth ready for planting and sowing. It sure beats the hell out of stabbing a keyboard and staring blind minded at a flat screen.

Disasters come in all shapes and sizes...

The question was posed,"What good could you possibly do?" A little more than might be contained in a well intended word, I would say. I am not asking for a paid job. I don't feel it is necessary to present C.V.'s to all and sundry. I am a carpenter and a gardener, wih one or two more skills I've tied on to my belt over my lifes journeying. I have tried to raise the cost of a ticket in London, the small milking pail came away with the contents resembling a waste bin. Disaster. Most occasions that I attempted to busk I was faced with officials and security "Jobs worth " syndrome. "You can't do that here". So where?
Arty Party Squat land? All promises turned to dust the moment I arrived. They don't do what they say on the tin. Clubland failed. It wouldn't have taken much to make a small announcement on the stage and pass the bucket around. They don't seem there to cater for that. A week of speaking to clubbies made me feel glad I don't do that.It would take something akin to an earthquake to shake London out of it's torpor of indifference.
Haiti is in crisis. Port au Prince has just lost over a quarter of a million people. The survivors are traumatised and need moral support as well as practical assistance.
Reconstruction needs skilled people. I watched as two well meaning lads set about hanging a new firedoor for the Passing clouds club. I am glad I took the time to learn.I left them struggling, at least one of them I dare to venture was getting paid for the work. I was making ready my return to France neither enough time to tutor them nor do the job myself. I would feel better placed as one unit of experienced manpower in Port au Prince @Zero % commission than jobbing and begging in the crumbling pleasure domes of Britain. Britain is I am informed short of 2500 workers for it's Olympic village. It is a real pity it trained it's youth to be hair dressers and pop stars. Hardly a world priority.
By next week I will have completed my winter digging here in Le Breil. I will be some way forward on the planting and sowing. The round house can wait. My son Toby tells me he will be here in a few days with his amp and "Triangla", it is hoped we will do a little better on the streets of Renne than I did in London. Regardless of the results of my appeal for funds I am assured that I will be going, even if it means sponsoring my ticket from our part time minimum wage. My food budget whilst I am there will also come out of our own domestic income.
My son informed me of the Google page that was set up after my departure from London. A well meant piece of electronic scribble. It blows my modest trumpet a little too hard methinks. I would rather blow my own.
This is a demure action ,not intended to displace anyone from their own executive responsibilities with what may at first glance seem to be imported grandiose gestures.
What can one person do in the wake of so much damage and heart break. The first few weeks will be spent fact finding. Barring my food that part will cost nothing. Photos and reportage of any good news on the ground will be transmitted to the web.
I haven't met "D's" Mam and Granny yet. I have yet to see if my own offer of help will be well recieved. If there is land fit for cultivation, I am told there is, much can be done with a hoe and a spade. If there is more than one body available for manual work I can't see much beyond the arduous rigours of labour that could impede the proposed work. It is not my land I merely respond to the needs , "D" has familial interest, I will not be moving unless after consultation she is smiling in approval.
I hear there is a food shortage. The cynical response I got from folk in London that "They don't need people like you, they need nurses." I nearly laughed. Whether sick or healthy everyone needs food or no work is possible. For best economy, home grown over imported.
My onion bed is ready for planting now. I will take time off from this typing to prepare a bit more of my own mud patch. But first a well placed egg sandwich and a steaming mugga.
I will be bringing vegetable seeds to Haiti, they too will be provided from our own meagre funds. I wont be waiting for a Geldof or Bono style aid circus.
What's to do here? Innoculations ,I will have to pay for them privately, the rest of my ticket and seed money. Not an impossible task. I am halfway there. I have my spade and my hoe. Whatever else good may come of this action will have to get in line I have yet to hit the ground running. I have the will. I will find a way.